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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2715 on: October 29, 2013, 12:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2013, 11:56:27 AM
Some of them really do need a proof reader. . .

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"Enjoy a 5" luxury holiday in the sun from just £199"


Perhaps I should forward it to Boogs.  ;)




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2716 on: October 29, 2013, 12:16:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2013, 11:56:27 AM
Some of them really do need a proof reader. . .

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"Enjoy a 5" luxury holiday in the sun from just £199"


Perhaps I should forward it to Boogs.  ;)




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2717 on: October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM »
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2718 on: October 29, 2013, 01:12:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2719 on: October 29, 2013, 01:49:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2720 on: October 29, 2013, 02:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 29, 2013, 01:49:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2721 on: October 29, 2013, 03:26:21 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2722 on: October 29, 2013, 11:53:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 12:51:02 PM
"Fucking kids are expensive," I said.......


"Is," replied my lawyer..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2723 on: October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM »
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2724 on: October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM »
Quote from: boogs on October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
drumroll: drumroll:

Many a true word . . .
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Offline boogs

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2725 on: October 30, 2013, 09:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
drumroll: drumroll:

Many a true word . . .

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2726 on: October 30, 2013, 09:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
drumroll: drumroll:

Many a true word . . .

From a woman's mouth........ rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2727 on: October 30, 2013, 09:47:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 30, 2013, 09:45:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
drumroll: drumroll:

Many a true word . . .

From a woman's mouth........ rubschin:

Boogs is a realist.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2728 on: October 30, 2013, 09:48:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 30, 2013, 09:45:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 30, 2013, 08:29:55 PM
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
drumroll: drumroll:

Many a true word . . .

From a woman's mouth........ rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2729 on: October 31, 2013, 09:39:22 AM »
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