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[Baldy]

Mars Bar Method

 

 

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie” with their 8 -year old son in the flat
was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to  report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;


‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.

‘An ambulance just drove past’

‘Looks like the Anderson’s have visitors,’ he called out.

‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

‘Jason is on his skateboard!

After a few moments he announced,
‘The Coopers are having a shag!

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’



‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Mars Bar Method

 

 

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie” with their 8 -year old son in the flat
was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to  report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;


‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.

‘An ambulance just drove past’

‘Looks like the Anderson’s have visitors,’ he called out.

‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

‘Jason is on his skateboard!

After a few moments he announced,
‘The Coopers are having a shag!

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’



‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.

 

 

[boogs]

The Daily Mail hates me 

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/

    boys

[apc2010]

Here or the commons.......

Attention all 15 year olds.

I regret to inform you that you're too young to; drink, smoke, gamble, watch scary movies or play first person shooting games, but I would like to welcome you all to a gangbang after school tomorrow.

Protection is optional, but no video cameras, as you are too young for porn.......

[Barman]

Here or the commons.......

Attention all 15 year olds.

I regret to inform you that you're too young to; drink, smoke, gamble, watch scary movies or play first person shooting games, but I would like to welcome you all to a gangbang after school tomorrow.

Protection is optional, but no video cameras, as you are too young for porn.......

 

[boogs]

Here or the commons.......

Attention all 15 year olds.

I regret to inform you that you're too young to; drink, smoke, gamble, watch scary movies or play first person shooting games, but I would like to welcome you all to a gangbang after school tomorrow.

Protection is optional, but no video cameras, as you are too young for porn.......

 

[boogs]

Homeland    There are some nasty men's out there  Still Saul stuck one on him 

[The Moan Ranger]

I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom.

"Fat bastard!" I yelled at him.

[apc2010]

I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom.

"Fat bastard!" I yelled at him.

 

[Barman]

I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom.

"Fat bastard!" I yelled at him.

 

[Baldy]

I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom.

"Fat bastard!" I yelled at him.

 

[The Moan Ranger]

My wife thinks its really sweet Joey Essex can't tell the time.

But if I'm 5 minutes late from the pub I'm a cunt.

[apc2010]

My wife thinks its really sweet Joey Essex can't tell the time.

But if I'm 5 minutes late from the pub I'm a cunt.

 

[Baldy]

My wife thinks its really sweet Joey Essex can't tell the time.

But if I'm 5 minutes late from the pub I'm a cunt.

 

[boogs]

My wife thinks its really sweet Joey Essex can't tell the time.

But if I'm 5 minutes late from the pub I'm a cunt.