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[Just One More]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."


"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

[Just One More]

Last night my blind date said, "Tell me something about you that will impress me."
"I got my penis caught in my zip this morning." I replied.
She said, "That's hardly impressive."

"Oh right," I said, "Do you prefer men who wear shoes with laces then?"

[Just One More]

I bought my little boy a trampoline for his birthday. He was over the moon.

Bounce on that fucker was far stronger than I anticipated.

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

 

[Baldy]

 

[Steve]

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and

   

[Nick]

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

 

[Steve]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

"We have to go back, I've forgotten to bring my tablets."

"For fuck's sake Moses."

[apc2010]

"We have to go back, I've forgotten to bring my tablets."

"For fuck's sake Moses."

 

[Barman]

"We have to go back, I've forgotten to bring my tablets."

"For fuck's sake Moses."

[Steve]

"We have to go back, I've forgotten to bring my tablets."

"For fuck's sake Moses."