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[Baldy]

 

[Just One More]

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she’d just had. “I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for £1,000 and the tiny ones for £10.”
Husband: “What about one my size?”
Wife: “Didn’t get a bid!”

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he’d had a dream too: “I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for £1,000 and the loose ones for £10.”
Wife: “What about ones like mine?”

Husband: “That’s where they held the feckin auction.”

[Barman]

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she’d just had. “I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for £1,000 and the tiny ones for £10.”
Husband: “What about one my size?”
Wife: “Didn’t get a bid!”

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he’d had a dream too: “I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for £1,000 and the loose ones for £10.”
Wife: “What about ones like mine?”

Husband: “That’s where they held the feckin auction.”

[Baldy]

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she’d just had. “I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for £1,000 and the tiny ones for £10.”
Husband: “What about one my size?”
Wife: “Didn’t get a bid!”

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he’d had a dream too: “I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for £1,000 and the loose ones for £10.”
Wife: “What about ones like mine?”

Husband: “That’s where they held the feckin auction.”

 

[boogs]

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she’d just had. “I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for £1,000 and the tiny ones for £10.”
Husband: “What about one my size?”
Wife: “Didn’t get a bid!”

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he’d had a dream too: “I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for £1,000 and the loose ones for £10.”
Wife: “What about ones like mine?”

Husband: “That’s where they held the feckin auction.”

 

[Just One More]

F.A.O Baldy    A new "pitch"

[Barman]

F.A.O Baldy    A new "pitch"

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[Baldy]

F.A.O Baldy    A new "pitch"

 

[Steve]

F.A.O Baldy    A new "pitch"

 

[Darwins Selection]

F.A.O Baldy    A new "pitch"

 

[apc2010]

Charlie Bit My Finger SUAREZ VERSION! - Suarez Bites Charlie's Finger


 

[Steve]

 

[Nick]

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the doctor suggests she's over heating during sex so paddy gets his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex after 20 mins still no orgasm so his friend suggests they swap, I'll shag her and you waft the towel, within seconds paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says.....and that my friend is how you waft a fucking towel....

[apc2010]

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the doctor suggests she's over heating during sex so paddy gets his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex after 20 mins still no orgasm so his friend suggests they swap, I'll shag her and you waft the towel, within seconds paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says.....and that my friend is how you waft a fucking towel....

 

[Barman]

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the doctor suggests she's over heating during sex so paddy gets his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex after 20 mins still no orgasm so his friend suggests they swap, I'll shag her and you waft the towel, within seconds paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says.....and that my friend is how you waft a fucking towel....

 

That is one of my favouritest old jokes! 

Might have been Dave Allen...?