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Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 01, 2014, 03:35:17 PMPaddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the doctor suggests she's over heating during sex so paddy gets his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex after 20 mins still no orgasm so his friend suggests they swap, I'll shag her and you waft the towel, within seconds paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says.....and that my friend is how you waft a fucking towel....
Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the doctor suggests she's over heating during sex so paddy gets his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex after 20 mins still no orgasm so his friend suggests they swap, I'll shag her and you waft the towel, within seconds paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says.....and that my friend is how you waft a fucking towel....
The 7/7 memorial in London has been vandalised on the anniversary of the London Bombings by Muslims spraying it with graffiti. I vote we get our own back and spray every Muslim with deodorant.
Newsflash:7Up now banned in Brazil.
Quote from: Steve on July 08, 2014, 10:12:13 PMNewsflash:7Up now banned in Brazil.
That's the most embarrassing semi I've seen since I went to watch Brokeback Mountain at the cinema with my Dad
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2014, 06:29:41 AMThat's the most embarrassing semi I've seen since I went to watch Brokeback Mountain at the cinema with my Dad
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2014, 06:35:21 AMQuote from: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2014, 06:29:41 AMThat's the most embarrassing semi I've seen since I went to watch Brokeback Mountain at the cinema with my Dad
