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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3450 on: October 17, 2014, 02:18:06 PM »
I saved €463 on my car insurance today!

Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3451 on: October 17, 2014, 02:19:04 PM »
I saved €463 on my car insurance today!

Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3452 on: October 21, 2014, 06:47:04 PM »
A man who was paralysed can walk again after cells were transplanted from his nose to his spinal column.

I'm pretty sure if they had waited till he had a cold they could have had him running.....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3453 on: October 21, 2014, 06:48:51 PM »
A man who was paralysed can walk again after cells were transplanted from his nose to his spinal column.

I'm pretty sure if they had waited till he had a cold they could have had him running.....

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3454 on: October 21, 2014, 06:50:40 PM »
A man who was paralysed can walk again after cells were transplanted from his nose to his spinal column.

I'm pretty sure if they had waited till he had a cold they could have had him running.....

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3455 on: October 21, 2014, 07:09:26 PM »
Indian footballer Peter Biaksangzuala died from spinal injuries caused by a celebratory somersault......... (see it's only a game thread BM )





So I am now saying things I never thought I would....





"What we need is more flipping Pakis"............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3456 on: October 21, 2014, 07:11:00 PM »
Indian footballer Peter Biaksangzuala died from spinal injuries caused by a celebratory somersault......... (see it's only a game thread BM )





So I am now saying things I never thought I would....





"What we need is more flipping Pakis"............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3457 on: November 01, 2014, 10:17:03 PM »
My wife done really well last night, she came home with 15 Mars bars, 3 Chunky Kit Kats and 3 Curly Wurlys, I can see why she got upset though she's the fucking Avon lady.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3458 on: November 01, 2014, 10:31:02 PM »
My wife done really well last night, she came home with 15 Mars bars, 3 Chunky Kit Kats and 3 Curly Wurlys, I can see why she got upset though she's the fucking Avon lady.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3459 on: November 01, 2014, 11:52:09 PM »
My wife done really well last night, she came home with 15 Mars bars, 3 Chunky Kit Kats and 3 Curly Wurlys, I can see why she got upset though she's the fucking Avon lady.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3460 on: November 02, 2014, 06:51:36 AM »
My wife done really well last night, she came home with 15 Mars bars, 3 Chunky Kit Kats and 3 Curly Wurlys, I can see why she got upset though she's the fucking Avon lady.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3461 on: November 02, 2014, 06:53:25 PM »
My wife done really well last night, she came home with 15 Mars bars, 3 Chunky Kit Kats and 3 Curly Wurlys, I can see why she got upset though she's the fucking Avon lady.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3462 on: November 02, 2014, 08:03:48 PM »
Ed Miliband has been criticised after dropping only 2p into a homeless woman's cup.......




I'll bet a tenner the cvnt claims it back on his expenses.......... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3463 on: November 02, 2014, 08:05:50 PM »
Ed Miliband has been criticised after dropping only 2p into a homeless woman's cup.......




I'll bet a tenner the cvnt claims it back on his expenses.......... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3464 on: November 03, 2014, 01:19:35 PM »

It was the coldest British winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.

After a while, they decided to distance themselves from each other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.





The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities. The moral of the story is:






Just learn to live with the Pricks in your life.
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