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[Barman]

It was the coldest British winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.

After a while, they decided to distance themselves from each other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.





The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities. The moral of the story is:






Just learn to live with the Pricks in your life.

 

[apc2010]

My girlfriend broke up with me after finding out what my mates used to call me in primary school........


















Jon Venables.............

[Barman]

My girlfriend broke up with me after finding out what my mates used to call me in primary school........


















Jon Venables.............

[Baldy]

My girlfriend broke up with me after finding out what my mates used to call me in primary school........





Jon Venables.............

 

[Steve]

My girlfriend broke up with me after finding out what my mates used to call me in primary school........


















Jon Venables.............

[boogs]

My girlfriend broke up with me after finding out what my mates used to call me in primary school........


















Jon Venables.............

 

[Nick]

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/10/02/there-is-no-better-way-to-deal-with-a-spam-texter-than-this/

[Barman]

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/10/02/there-is-no-better-way-to-deal-with-a-spam-texter-than-this/

 

[Steve]

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/10/02/there-is-no-better-way-to-deal-with-a-spam-texter-than-this/

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/10/02/there-is-no-better-way-to-deal-with-a-spam-texter-than-this/

[boogs]

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/10/02/there-is-no-better-way-to-deal-with-a-spam-texter-than-this/

 

[Nick]

Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant", He asked "how did this happen my child?" She said "I think it must be the second coming", The priest shocked by this reply asked, "what makes you think it's the second coming?" she replied "because i swallowed the first"

[Barman]

Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant", He asked "how did this happen my child?" She said "I think it must be the second coming", The priest shocked by this reply asked, "what makes you think it's the second coming?" she replied "because i swallowed the first"

 

[boogs]

Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant", He asked "how did this happen my child?" She said "I think it must be the second coming", The priest shocked by this reply asked, "what makes you think it's the second coming?" she replied "because i swallowed the first"

 

 

[Just One More]

I've just tried to download the new Band-Aid song to raise money for victims of the Ebola outbreak, but my anti-virus software won't let me.