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[apc2010]

I got thrown out the chemist this morning - I only asked the bird behind the counter "do you take it up the arse love or do you swallow?", she went absolutely mental..... I still don't know what to do with these bloody suppositories

 

[Steve]

I got thrown out the chemist this morning - I only asked the bird behind the counter "do you take it up the arse love or do you swallow?", she went absolutely mental..... I still don't know what to do with these bloody suppositories

 

[Darwins Selection]

I got thrown out the chemist this morning - I only asked the bird behind the counter "do you take it up the arse love or do you swallow?", she went absolutely mental..... I still don't know what to do with these bloody suppositories

 

[Steve]

(Affs?)

I once went to see the doctor to tell him about the irrepressible desire I had to stick my knob into the bacon slicer at the local co-op as it absolutely mesmerised me. He told me that I must suppress these desires, as to give in to them would lead to dire consequences. I suppressed them for a while, but in the end gave in. Obviously this needed another visit to the doctors. I told him he was right about the dire consequences. I am now banned from the co-op and she got the sack.

[Darwins Selection]

(Affs?)

I once went to see the doctor to tell him about the irrepressible desire I had to stick my knob into the bacon slicer at the local co-op as it absolutely mesmerised me. He told me that I must suppress these desires, as to give in to them would lead to dire consequences. I suppressed them for a while, but in the end gave in. Obviously this needed another visit to the doctors. I told him he was right about the dire consequences. I am now banned from the co-op and she got the sack.

It is Aff-ish.

  anyway

[Steve]

All I could find in the vaults as prior was the sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind with the orders joke

We should send a search party out for The Affs, his talent is much missed

[Steve]

All I could find in the vaults as prior was the sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind with the orders joke

We should send a search party out for The Affs, his talent is much missed

So I sent Google out instead

It couldn't be could it?  https://affs69.wordpress.com/about/

It bloody well is . Well done Google dog.   He had that "One thing I'd really hate...is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck."  sig at cough somewhere else

[Barman]

All I could find in the vaults as prior was the sat on the bacon slicer and got a little behind with the orders joke

We should send a search party out for The Affs, his talent is much missed

So I sent Google out instead

It couldn't be could it?  https://affs69.wordpress.com/about/

It bloody well is . Well done Google dog.   He had that "One thing I'd really hate...is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck."  sig at cough somewhere else

 

[Steve]

So let me get this right.  The Affs had an account here and someone deleted it?

 

[Barman]

So let me get this right.  The Affs had an account here and someone deleted it?

 

Um... 

[Darwins Selection]

So let me get this right.  The Affs had an account here and someone deleted it?

 

Um... 

[Barman]

So let me get this right.  The Affs had an account here and someone deleted it?

 

Um... 

Snoopy...? 

[Steve]

 

[Darwins Selection]

So let me get this right.  The Affs had an account here and someone deleted it?

 

Um... 

Snoopy...? 

 

[Barman]

Perhaps it was Wenchy...?