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[Barman]

A Scotsman walks into a bar.........

There's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan!

Is this about footy...? 

[Steve]

[Barman]

It was rugby wasn't it...? 

[Steve]

It was rugby wasn't it...? 

indeed it was

Rugby is never called footie

[apc2010]

Miss T got mad at me because she saw me msg an old friend on facebook . I told her it was completely harmless and she said if she caught me doing it again she would smash my head across the keyboard ..   clearly I don't give a frhdivndhjsjFfohguisaygtrejkbfvwmsnefhjkrelbgvfffirelyquitfgalyeiyfhuiwaklyi    99999999999999999999999dskjhgiruel;9[02q3uifjpio;;;;;q72389rpfyhooiyugfvtude


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[Steve]

 

[Barman]

 

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[apc2010]

The Pill.... the 2nd greatest thing a women can put in their mouth to avoid pregnancy........

[Barman]

The Pill.... the 2nd greatest thing a women can put in their mouth to avoid pregnancy........

 

[apc2010]

 

[Barman]

 

 

[apc2010]

Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3… More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... "

[Barman]

Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3… More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... "

 

[Steve]

Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3… More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... "