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[apc2010]

What is all this Vajazzle stuff ........






In my day, a c**t covered in jewellery was called jimmy Saville ..........

[apc2010]

Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers.........


"Since when do you wear womens pants?".............



"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"..........

[Steve]

What is all this Vajazzle stuff ........






In my day, a c**t covered in jewellery was called jimmy Saville ..........

[Barman]

What is all this Vajazzle stuff ........






In my day, a c**t covered in jewellery was called jimmy Saville ..........

[Just One More]

What is all this Vajazzle stuff ........






In my day, a c**t covered in jewellery was called jimmy Saville ..........

[Just One More]

Stevie Wonder - 7 kids
David Blunkett - 5 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids

I think it's safe to say it's not wanking that makes you go blind

[apc2010]

Stevie Wonder - 7 kids
David Blunkett - 5 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids

I think it's safe to say it's not wanking that makes you go blind

 

[Barman]

Stevie Wonder - 7 kids
David Blunkett - 5 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids

I think it's safe to say it's not wanking that makes you go blind

 

 

[apc2010]

I am not a gambling man............




but I think there's a fair chance Australia will retain the Ashes this year...........

[Barman]

I am not a gambling man............




but I think there's a fair chance Australia will retain the Ashes this year...........

 


 

[Darwins Selection]

I am not a gambling man............




but I think there's a fair chance Australia will retain the Ashes this year...........

 


 

[Steve]

I am not a gambling man............




but I think there's a fair chance Australia will retain the Ashes this year...........

 


 

 

[Steve]

My neighbor is a 90 year old with alzheimer's.
I see him every morning and he asks me If I've seen his wife.
Everyday I have to tell this poor man that his wife died 20 years ago.
I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question.

But the look of joy in his eyes whenever I answer him is worth the world.

[Darwins Selection]

My neighbor is a 90 year old with alzheimer's.
I see him every morning and he asks me If I've seen his wife.
Everyday I have to tell this poor man that his wife died 20 years ago.
I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question.

But the look of joy in his eyes whenever I answer him is worth the world.