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The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... His wife is taking it hard ........
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2020, 10:32:11 PMThe inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... His wife is taking it hard ........
Quote from: Steve on January 14, 2020, 10:54:57 PMQuote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2020, 10:32:11 PMThe inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... His wife is taking it hard ........
It's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.
Quote from: Just One More on January 16, 2020, 08:30:32 AMIt's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2020, 08:31:46 AMQuote from: Just One More on January 16, 2020, 08:30:32 AMIt's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.
My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed and said, "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!" And walked out.So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead!
Quote from: Just One More on January 16, 2020, 03:18:46 PMMy dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed and said, "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!" And walked out.So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead!
Jeremy Bamber says he has an alibi for the White House Farm murders........Pizza Express in Woking have released at statement saying they weren't even open back then..............
