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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5670 on: March 01, 2020, 02:25:08 PM »
BM: I can't get an erection.....



DOCTOR: Do you struggle with the booze?





BM [looks at LL] The booing is bad but the slow hand-clap's even worse................


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5671 on: March 01, 2020, 03:53:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 02:25:08 PM
BM: I can't get an erection.....



DOCTOR: Do you struggle with the booze?





BM [looks at LL] The booing is bad but the slow hand-clap's even worse................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5672 on: March 01, 2020, 05:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 02:25:08 PM
BM: I can't get an erection.....



DOCTOR: Do you struggle with the booze?





BM [looks at LL] The booing is bad but the slow hand-clap's even worse................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5673 on: March 01, 2020, 06:08:17 PM »
Thank god for the blue pills  cloud9:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5674 on: March 01, 2020, 06:59:49 PM »
In the cemetary , I saw 4 blokes carrying a coffin around ...

Went past an hour later ..same blokes ..same coffin still wandering around......







I thought .." They've f888ing lost the plot .."........... noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5675 on: March 01, 2020, 07:46:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 06:59:49 PM
In the cemetary , I saw 4 blokes carrying a coffin around ...

Went past an hour later ..same blokes ..same coffin still wandering around......







I thought .." They've f888ing lost the plot .."........... noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5676 on: March 02, 2020, 05:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 07:46:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 06:59:49 PM
In the cemetary , I saw 4 blokes carrying a coffin around ...

Went past an hour later ..same blokes ..same coffin still wandering around......







I thought .." They've f888ing lost the plot .."........... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5677 on: March 02, 2020, 08:34:19 PM »
Joined the Tourette’s suffers group last night.....




..took me four fucking hours to get sworn in................ noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5678 on: March 02, 2020, 08:42:27 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 08:34:19 PM
Joined the Tourette’s suffers group last night.....




..took me four fucking hours to get sworn in................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5679 on: March 02, 2020, 10:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2020, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 08:34:19 PM
Joined the Tourette’s suffers group last night.....




..took me four fucking hours to get sworn in................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5680 on: March 02, 2020, 11:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2020, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2020, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 08:34:19 PM
Joined the Tourette’s suffers group last night.....




..took me four fucking hours to get sworn in................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5681 on: March 03, 2020, 05:52:15 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5682 on: March 04, 2020, 11:03:43 PM »
Two lads from Liverpool are on holiday in Amsterdam and visit a brothel......




"Have you got a fat, ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin addiction and a minge like a vandalised bus seat?" they ask...........



"You boys are really kinky," says the madam................. eeek:






"Are we fuck!" they reply. "We're looking for our mum.".............. Thumbs:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5683 on: March 05, 2020, 04:56:05 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2020, 11:03:43 PM
Two lads from Liverpool are on holiday in Amsterdam and visit a brothel......




"Have you got a fat, ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin addiction and a minge like a vandalised bus seat?" they ask...........



"You boys are really kinky," says the madam................. eeek:






"Are we fuck!" they reply. "We're looking for our mum.".............. Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5684 on: March 05, 2020, 05:27:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2020, 04:56:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2020, 11:03:43 PM
Two lads from Liverpool are on holiday in Amsterdam and visit a brothel......




"Have you got a fat, ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin addiction and a minge like a vandalised bus seat?" they ask...........



"You boys are really kinky," says the madam................. eeek:






"Are we fuck!" they reply. "We're looking for our mum.".............. Thumbs:

happy001


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