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[Nick]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis.

The Iraq troop leader says, "we"re going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request." He says to the Welshman, "what"s your last request?"

The Welshman says, "I want a thousand Welshman singing "Land of my Fathers".

""Okay, you"ve got it. What about you?" he says to the Scotsman."

I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave," says the Scot.

"You"ve got it" says the Iraqi. "What"s your last request?" he says to the Irishman.

"I want a thousand Irishman doing the River-dance" says Paddy."

It"s yours" says the Iraqi. Turning to the Englishman, he says, "and your last request?"

The Englishman says, "f*cking shoot me first".

[Barman]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis.

The Iraq troop leader says, "we"re going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request." He says to the Welshman, "what"s your last request?"

The Welshman says, "I want a thousand Welshman singing "Land of my Fathers".

""Okay, you"ve got it. What about you?" he says to the Scotsman."

I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave," says the Scot.

"You"ve got it" says the Iraqi. "What"s your last request?" he says to the Irishman.

"I want a thousand Irishman doing the River-dance" says Paddy."

It"s yours" says the Iraqi. Turning to the Englishman, he says, "and your last request?"

The Englishman says, "f*cking shoot me first".

 

[Steve]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis.

The Iraq troop leader says, "we"re going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request." He says to the Welshman, "what"s your last request?"

The Welshman says, "I want a thousand Welshman singing "Land of my Fathers".

""Okay, you"ve got it. What about you?" he says to the Scotsman."

I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave," says the Scot.

"You"ve got it" says the Iraqi. "What"s your last request?" he says to the Irishman.

"I want a thousand Irishman doing the River-dance" says Paddy."

It"s yours" says the Iraqi. Turning to the Englishman, he says, "and your last request?"

The Englishman says, "f*cking shoot me first".

 

[Just One More]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis.

The Iraq troop leader says, "we"re going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request." He says to the Welshman, "what"s your last request?"

The Welshman says, "I want a thousand Welshman singing "Land of my Fathers".

""Okay, you"ve got it. What about you?" he says to the Scotsman."

I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave," says the Scot.

"You"ve got it" says the Iraqi. "What"s your last request?" he says to the Irishman.

"I want a thousand Irishman doing the River-dance" says Paddy."

It"s yours" says the Iraqi. Turning to the Englishman, he says, "and your last request?"

The Englishman says, "f*cking shoot me first".

 

 

[Steve]

After just two weeks in lockdown I think I understand Osama Bin Laden.

5 Years, in the same house, with three wives?

He called in the Navy Seals himself.

[Barman]

After just two weeks in lockdown I think I understand Osama Bin Laden.

5 Years, in the same house, with three wives?

He called in the Navy Seals himself.

 

And no booze! 

[Darwins Selection]

After just two weeks in lockdown I think I understand Osama Bin Laden.

5 Years, in the same house, with three wives?

He called in the Navy Seals himself.

 

And no booze! 

[Nick]

ALways worth revisiting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7kENH-A7s

[Steve]

ALways worth revisiting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7kENH-A7s

[Steve]

I’ve been a naughty girl… I think I deserve punishment…” my wife said suggestively, biting her lip.

“As you say,” said I and installed Windows Vista on her laptop.

[Steve]

Yesterday I went to a barber’s shop for a shave.
The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

[Barman]

Yesterday I went to a barber’s shop for a shave.
The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

 

[Just One More]

Yesterday I went to a barber’s shop for a shave.
The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Yesterday I went to a barber’s shop for a shave.
The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

 

 

[Steve]