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A Welsh man rings a restaurant."Can I book a nice table for a romantic meal for two, please?""The name?""Stuart, with a U.""Sorry sir, you can come, but we don't allow sheep on the premises."
How do you milk sheep?.....................Bring out a new iphone and chargea £1000 for it.................
Quote from: apc2010 on September 14, 2020, 12:48:42 PMHow do you milk sheep?.....................Bring out a new iphone and chargea £1000 for it................. AFFS...?
I often wonder if, when Jehovah's Witnesses die and go to heaven, St Peter hides behind the pearly gates and pretends he's not in?
If anybody's got any ideas how to fix my terrible condensation problem, please pop round, the kettle's always on.
Quote from: Steve on September 19, 2020, 12:10:36 PMI often wonder if, when Jehovah's Witnesses die and go to heaven, St Peter hides behind the pearly gates and pretends he's not in?
Quote from: Barman on September 19, 2020, 01:29:15 PMIf anybody's got any ideas how to fix my terrible condensation problem, please pop round, the kettle's always on.
Quote from: Steve on September 19, 2020, 01:56:20 PMQuote from: Barman on September 19, 2020, 01:29:15 PMIf anybody's got any ideas how to fix my terrible condensation problem, please pop round, the kettle's always on.
What is it with some people? You offer a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
