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If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand...

 

[Steve]

In the 1950s I was out riding my bike and fell off and hurt my knee.

I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then.

[Barman]

In the 1950s I was out riding my bike and fell off and hurt my knee.

I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then.

 

[Barman]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

[Steve]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

[Just One More]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

 

I think I still have me 3310 and charger in me man drawer 

[apc2010]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

 

I think I still have me 3310 and charger in me man drawer 

Miss T asked for an Apple Watch ........


Took her to an orchard....

[Steve]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

 

I think I still have me 3310 and charger in me man drawer 

Miss T asked for an Apple Watch ........


Took her to an orchard....

[Steve]

Just back from holiday in Thailand and I almost had sex with a lady boy!
She talked like a woman, she walked like a woman and she sure looked like a woman.
It wasn’t till she drove me to her place and she reversed up her driveway without hitting anything that I thought ‘hang on a minute…’

 

[apc2010]

Just back from holiday in Thailand and I almost had sex with a lady boy!
She talked like a woman, she walked like a woman and she sure looked like a woman.
It wasn’t till she drove me to her place and she reversed up her driveway without hitting anything that I thought ‘hang on a minute…’

 

       

[Just One More]

Man who lost Nokia 3310 charger in 2001 down to just two bars on his battery

A man who lost his Nokia 3310 charger at the end of 2001 is now down to the last two bars on his battery it is revealed today.

Simon Williams, who has been using the phone daily ever since revealed the news earlier after seeing his battery diminish this morning after speaking to his friend for an hour before playing a marathon game on Snake on the bus.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I’m down to two bars now, this is getting serious.

“I remember losing my charger back in July 2001, when I thought that it was in my bedroom , but it was nowhere to be seen.

“Thankfully I had just fully charged the phone a few weeks before, so I knew I was okay for a little while, and then I kind of forgot about it because the charge on the Nokia just stayed the same, obviously.

“Then in 2012 I was at home and had been playing around with the ring tone options whilst constantly texting my mates and it went down to three bars, which made me look again.

“Obviously this time it’s getting pretty desperate, as I could only have a few years left, so I will need to sort something out before it completely dies.”

Asked if he has ever considered buying newer more modern phone with a camera, and the Internet he told us, “But… it’s got Snake.

 

I think I still have me 3310 and charger in me man drawer 

Miss T asked for an Apple Watch ........


Took her to an orchard....

 

[Just One More]

Just back from holiday in Thailand and I almost had sex with a lady boy!
She talked like a woman, she walked like a woman and she sure looked like a woman.
It wasn’t till she drove me to her place and she reversed up her driveway without hitting anything that I thought ‘hang on a minute…’

 

       

 

[Barman]

When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know at Eltham Crematorium.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.

Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies..." Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.

When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had just spoken to me!

I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn't sleep without a night light for many
years.

I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.

It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

The dead bloke had a twin.

[Steve]

When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know at Eltham Crematorium.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.

Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies..." Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.

When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had just spoken to me!

I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn't sleep without a night light for many
years.

I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.

It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

The dead bloke had a twin.

[Barman]