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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 01:06:48 PMMy daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?
Imagine winning £161 million in the lottery, you could buy anything you ever wanted.Except a neck.
More material for APC...Whats the worst thing about spit-roasting a baby?That awkward moment when your bell-ends bump together...
I would hate to be a ginger on "Who wants to be a millionaire?"Phone a friend would be useless.
I bought a recipe book for desserts that's all backwards,It's getting me stressed.
Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath.In fact, in time he came to be known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 01:48:13 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2011, 01:11:14 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 01:06:48 PMMy daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do? Another one fer yer act apc.... He did it today
