A true mystery from a firend::
The following tale was told to me by friends who we visited yesterday in a little village about 20 miles from Cambridge.
On Boxing Day, an elderly but still feisty female neighbour of theirs had been returning from her morning constitutional when she spotted a plastic bag on the footpath near her front gate. Thinking it was litter, she stooped to pick it up to put it in her bin, but then realised that it wasn’t empty. On inspection she discovered its contents to be:
· 6 cheese rolls
· 1 large dildo
Somewhat nonplussed by this find, she hurried indoors with the bag to think what to do about it. Over a restorative cup of tea, and after due consideration, she decided to put the – quite fresh – cheese rolls in her fridge, and to add the dildo to the pile of jumble that she’d just sorted to donate to the Salvation Army.
