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[Barman]

Little Billy was upstairs watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and said to his dad, "what's love juice?" His dad looks horrified, but tells Billy all about sex and why a woman gets "wet". Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement
Dad asks, "so, WTF were you watching?"
Billy replied, "Wimbledon"






and I know you can't get that score in tennis

 

[Just One More]

My mrs just said to me ' You have been having an affair with that Welsh slapper from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'

I replied ... 'How can you say that ? '



I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised . That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt .

[Barman]

I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised . That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt .

[apc2010]

Some jackass nearly ran me off the road the other night.

[apc2010]

I've heard there's a new drive-thru restaurant opening soon called McCanns.

The window is always open and you take what you want.........

[Barman]

Some jackass nearly ran me off the road the other night.

  

[Baldy]

Ancient Skeleton 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

LL would like this 

[Just One More]

I asked a Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had . He fell asleep while counting them

[Just One More]

I was shagging a woman over her kitchen table when her husband walked in the front door . She said 'Quick . The back door'
Her hubby caught us at it , but there was no way I was gonna turn down that opportunity .

[Barman]

I was shagging a woman over her kitchen table when her husband walked in the front door . She said 'Quick . The back door'
Her hubby caught us at it , but there was no way I was gonna turn down that opportunity .

 

[Baldy]

When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

[Barman]

When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

This is a football-related joke is it...?

[Baldy]

When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

This is a football-related joke is it...?