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Offline Nick

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1215 on: January 31, 2012, 06:52:05 PM »
I'd see a doctor about that
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1216 on: January 31, 2012, 10:04:03 PM »
Sircumcision = having your knighthood removed
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1217 on: January 31, 2012, 10:54:38 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1218 on: February 01, 2012, 06:09:25 AM »
Seems a bit unjoust to me...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1219 on: February 01, 2012, 06:53:26 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1220 on: February 01, 2012, 11:14:24 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 01, 2012, 06:09:25 AM
Seems a bit unjoust to me...

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I expect they will lance a lot more boils now.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1221 on: February 03, 2012, 05:31:30 PM »
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1222 on: February 03, 2012, 05:33:47 PM »
 tunble:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1223 on: February 03, 2012, 10:58:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 03, 2012, 05:31:30 PM
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1224 on: February 06, 2012, 12:51:58 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 03, 2012, 05:31:30 PM
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1225 on: February 06, 2012, 03:35:30 PM »
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; nægum sceþþe
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staþol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoðan ruh nathwær. Neþeð hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle þæt heo on mec gripe
ræseð mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fegeð mec on fæsten. Feleþ sona
mines gemotes seo þe mec nearwað
wif wundenlocc. Wæt bið þæt eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1226 on: February 06, 2012, 03:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 06, 2012, 03:35:30 PM
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; nægum sceþþe
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staþol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoðan ruh nathwær. Neþeð hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle þæt heo on mec gripe
ræseð mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fegeð mec on fæsten. Feleþ sona
mines gemotes seo þe mec nearwað
wif wundenlocc. Wæt bið þæt eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Wtf............. rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1227 on: February 06, 2012, 03:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 06, 2012, 03:35:30 PM
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; nægum sceþþe
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staþol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoðan ruh nathwær. Neþeð hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle þæt heo on mec gripe
ræseð mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fegeð mec on fæsten. Feleþ sona
mines gemotes seo þe mec nearwað
wif wundenlocc. Wæt bið þæt eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


Oh not THAT old one again  ::)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1228 on: February 06, 2012, 06:14:30 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1229 on: February 06, 2012, 08:22:22 PM »
I told my girlfriend I had a cock like a computer. She rolled her eyes at me and sarcastically asked if it was because it had lots of ram and a hard drive.

Oh the surprise she got when she found out it was actually microsoft and full of viruses  whistle:
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