President Obama decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Obama sitting at the end of the bar?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Obama says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
Then the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
obama says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Obama turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.'