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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1395 on: April 28, 2012, 05:32:13 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1397 on: April 28, 2012, 09:30:54 PM »
They say one in every seven acquaintances has a gambling addiction.

My money's on BM.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1398 on: April 29, 2012, 04:57:13 AM »
They say one in every seven acquaintances has a gambling addiction.

My money's on BM.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1399 on: April 29, 2012, 03:55:41 PM »
A mate of mine admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1400 on: April 29, 2012, 04:12:30 PM »
A mate of mine admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1401 on: April 30, 2012, 05:04:23 PM »
It has been reported that there are going to be 600 police officers present at the Manchester City versus Manchester United derby match.

That's unbelievable...............






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600 people from Manchester have a job?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1402 on: May 03, 2012, 06:17:23 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1403 on: May 03, 2012, 06:44:16 AM »
Excellent  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1404 on: May 03, 2012, 08:03:08 AM »
Excellent  :thumbsup:

Many a true word spoken in jest eh

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1407 on: May 03, 2012, 11:14:13 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1408 on: May 03, 2012, 12:16:02 PM »
BBC Can't tell a Hurricane from a Typhoon ~ which goes some way to explaining their lack of ability to forecast the weather.



NB; Hurricanes were stationed at at Northolt during WWII. 111 Squadron being the first to take delivery of 4 Hurricanes in 1937.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1409 on: May 05, 2012, 06:56:45 PM »

Scousers Robbed - not a new headline but usually seen
with "Pensioner" as the third word