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Offline Barman

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1425 on: May 16, 2012, 07:46:19 PM »
AFFS  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1426 on: May 17, 2012, 07:00:58 AM »
Well it made me laugh ....... again.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1427 on: May 18, 2012, 03:56:33 AM »
Whoever Stole my Microsoft Office, I will track you down.

You have my Word.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1428 on: May 18, 2012, 04:31:36 AM »
Whoever Stole my Microsoft Office, I will track you down.

You have my Word.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1429 on: May 18, 2012, 05:28:41 AM »
 noooo:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1430 on: May 23, 2012, 10:59:37 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1432 on: May 26, 2012, 05:07:28 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1433 on: May 26, 2012, 06:14:30 AM »
 noooo:

We have our share of idiots too, and yes, it's an AFFs

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1434 on: May 26, 2012, 09:48:25 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1435 on: May 28, 2012, 11:46:17 AM »

I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me.

"How could you?!" she screamed. "How fucking could you?! You've fucked my sister you bastard!"

"I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?"





"The fucking autopsy," she cried.,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1436 on: May 28, 2012, 09:25:23 PM »

I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me.

"How could you?!" she screamed. "How fucking could you?! You've fucked my sister you bastard!"

"I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?"





"The fucking autopsy," she cried.,,,,,,,,,,,,

 ;D  nonono:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1437 on: May 30, 2012, 10:41:16 AM »

I was sat in the tattoo parlour earlier when a butterfly flew past with a picture of a slag on its wing............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1438 on: May 30, 2012, 08:28:11 PM »

I was sat in the tattoo parlour earlier when a butterfly flew past with a picture of a slag on its wing............

 happy001 happy001









Hope no-one in the VP has butterfly tatts

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1439 on: May 31, 2012, 05:05:07 AM »

I was sat in the tattoo parlour earlier when a butterfly flew past with a picture of a slag on its wing............

happy002
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