A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade cakes, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy steak and some apple pie? Or maybe a
roast chicken dinner or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."
