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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1516 on: July 13, 2012, 10:38:18 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1517 on: July 14, 2012, 06:17:11 AM »

 I have just received a letter from the lawyers at my local radio.  A genuine misunderstanding though , apparently they did NOT say "Keep all your messy jizz coming in!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1518 on: July 14, 2012, 06:22:45 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1519 on: July 14, 2012, 01:26:45 PM »
Parvinder and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free
house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but
how do you bring home a
suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'

Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?

Parvinder shows Habib his sign.

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1520 on: July 14, 2012, 05:43:29 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1521 on: July 14, 2012, 07:38:40 PM »
My wife asked this morning, "How come you don't wake up with an erection?" I replied, "Because you're the woman of my dreams."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1522 on: July 14, 2012, 07:44:31 PM »
Sky Sports would like to apologise to all subscribers for wrongly advertising they could watch Rangers in 3D. They meant Rangers in D3.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1523 on: July 14, 2012, 08:15:02 PM »
Sky Sports would like to apologise to all subscribers for wrongly advertising they could watch Rangers in 3D. They meant Rangers in D3.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1524 on: July 15, 2012, 04:44:52 AM »
Sky Sports would like to apologise to all subscribers for wrongly advertising they could watch Rangers in 3D. They meant Rangers in D3.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1525 on: July 16, 2012, 12:08:30 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1526 on: July 16, 2012, 12:18:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1527 on: July 16, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
The girlfriend said our sons constant wailing is really getting her down. I told her I'd confiscate his harpoon if it doesn't stop.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1528 on: July 16, 2012, 07:07:02 PM »
The girlfriend said our sons constant wailing is really getting her down. I told her I'd confiscate his harpoon if it doesn't stop.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1529 on: July 17, 2012, 07:21:37 AM »
I lost my thesaurus....

...I can't describe how I feel about it.
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