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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE

Strangely appropriate. I will have to share this I'm afraid.

[Miss Demeanour]

I tried skimming twenty stones across a pond today, She just sank right to the bottom.

[Just One More]

^^^ Sexist ^^^ 


A fat girl went to the Dr's and asked "how many calories are there in sperm"

"Listen love, don't worry about it, if you swallow, no bloke is going to be bothered how fat you are" 

[Barman]

^^^ Sexist ^^^ 


A fat girl went to the Dr's and asked "how many calories are there in sperm"

"Listen love, don't worry about it, if you swallow, no bloke is going to be bothered how fat you are" 

 

[apc2010]

The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team ,


 after realising shooting and sailing were two separate events ..........

[Nick]

 

[Just One More]

 

[Barman]

Spelling is important, for example ; The difference between won and one:

Great Britain have just won gold.

Australia have just one gold.

[The Moan Ranger]

Spelling is important, for example ; The difference between won and one:

Great Britain have just won gold.

Australia have just one gold.

 

[Barman]

Spelling is important, for example ; The difference between won and one:

Great Britain have just won gold.

Australia have just one gold.

 

Wha?

[Just One More]

[Barman]

 

[Uncle Mort]

 

I'm pleased to say I had to look it up as why that's funny.

[Miss Demeanour]

After years of searching police have finally found shergar He was in his stable 

[Barman]

After years of searching police have finally found shergar He was in his stable