Burglar breaks into a house and while he is working on removing the TV he hears a voice saying;
"Jesus is watching you!"
He turns around and looks but seeing nothing he goes back to work.
"JESUS is watching you!"
Feeling a little nervous he looks over his shoulder, wondering if he is going crazy but seeing nothing he continues on.
"JESUS is watching YOU!"
That's it!... he turns round and sees a parrot in the corner of the room.
"What's your name?"
"Moses"
"What kind of idiot names his parrot, Moses?"
"The same idiot that calls his rottweiler, Jesus"
