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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1695 on: October 19, 2012, 11:56:21 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1696 on: October 19, 2012, 01:49:25 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1697 on: October 19, 2012, 09:01:15 PM »
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« Reply #1698 on: October 20, 2012, 06:30:07 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1699 on: October 20, 2012, 08:02:04 AM »
I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1700 on: October 24, 2012, 02:39:09 PM »
Baumgardner drops 23 miles from space , no human has travelled that fast since 1983.............

when Jimmy Savile heard that St Marys school choir were going to appear on top of the pops........
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1701 on: October 24, 2012, 03:17:59 PM »
My grandfather went into a school the other day and said, "If it wasn't for me you would all be speaking German."

"That's right," said the German teacher




Militant feminists. I take my hat off to them. They hate that  eveilgrin:


Italians. Slanty little eyes.  Sorry, italics.


It seems anyone can get to be a PE teacher nowadays. Standards are so low. At least according to one whistleblower.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1702 on: October 24, 2012, 05:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 24, 2012, 03:17:59 PM
My grandfather went into a school the other day and said, "If it wasn't for me you would all be speaking German."

"That's right," said the German teacher




Militant feminists. I take my hat off to them. They hate that  eveilgrin:


Italians. Slanty little eyes.  Sorry, italics.


It seems anyone can get to be a PE teacher nowadays. Standards are so low. At least according to one whistleblower.


Last night's edition of "Arthur Smith's Balham Bash" if my memory serves.  whistle:






PS Didn't make me laugh then either.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1703 on: October 24, 2012, 05:19:42 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1704 on: October 24, 2012, 05:21:56 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1705 on: October 27, 2012, 02:18:28 PM »
Age and temperature are just numbers. But if either gets too low, you should probably put your clothes back on
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1706 on: October 27, 2012, 06:38:29 PM »

I was rushing down the street with a bunch of flowers and a huge smile on my face when I almost knocked over an old lady.
"Gosh. sorry love!" I said.
"Oh, that's alright. It's actually quite refreshing to see a young person looking so happy and carefree. And are those flowers for your wife?"
"They certainly are!"
"Oh, how lovely. You've restored my faith in humanity. After all, life's grand isn't it?"
"I couldn't agree more!" I said as I kissed her on the cheek and watch her amble happily away.


I then fixed the flowers to the lamppost...........
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1707 on: October 27, 2012, 06:52:27 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 27, 2012, 06:38:29 PM

I was rushing down the street with a bunch of flowers and a huge smile on my face when I almost knocked over an old lady.
"Gosh. sorry love!" I said.
"Oh, that's alright. It's actually quite refreshing to see a young person looking so happy and carefree. And are those flowers for your wife?"
"They certainly are!"
"Oh, how lovely. You've restored my faith in humanity. After all, life's grand isn't it?"
"I couldn't agree more!" I said as I kissed her on the cheek and watch her amble happily away.


I then fixed the flowers to the lamppost...........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1708 on: October 27, 2012, 08:03:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1709 on: October 27, 2012, 08:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 02:18:28 PM
Age and temperature are just numbers. But if either gets too low, you should probably put your clothes back on

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