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[Uncle Mort]

I tried #2 in the shower this morning. 

You had a shit in the shower? 

 

[Darwins Selection]

 

I tried #2 in the shower this morning. 

You had a shit in the shower? 

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I tried #2 in the shower this morning. 

You had a shit in the shower? 

 

Bunged up the plughole - prolly . . .

[apc2010]

My wife was like a dog in heat when I took her to Jamaica.

She died in the car.........

[Barman]

My wife was like a dog in heat when I took her to Jamaica.

She died in the car.........

[Miss Demeanour]

I found a lump on my cock when I was in my mid-twenties. Seventeen years later, I'm still with her.

My bulimic daughter asked if she go could and play with her friends after her dinner. "No" I said, "It's barf then bed."

[Baldy]

I found a lump on my cock when I was in my mid-twenties. Seventeen years later, I'm still with her.

My bulimic daughter asked if she go could and play with her friends after her dinner. "No" I said, "It's barf then bed."

 

[Barman]

I found a lump on my cock when I was in my mid-twenties. Seventeen years later, I'm still with her.

My bulimic daughter asked if she go could and play with her friends after her dinner. "No" I said, "It's barf then bed."

 

[Just One More]

        

[Darwins Selection]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

[apc2010]

One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

 

[Barman]

One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

 

[Just One More]

      

[apc2010]

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