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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1771 on: November 28, 2012, 06:16:42 AM »
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1772 on: November 28, 2012, 06:34:24 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239474/Youve-ad-The-daft-spoof-small-ads-joker-shop-windows.html

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Excellent!  lol:

The saddest thing was that the Daily Fail thought it necessary to print an explanation under each one for its hard-of-understanding readers...  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1773 on: November 28, 2012, 09:07:54 AM »
the Daily Fail thought it necessary to print an explanation under each one

I found that quite helpful.  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1774 on: November 28, 2012, 09:10:40 AM »
the Daily Fail thought it necessary to print an explanation under each one

I found that quite helpful.  redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1775 on: November 30, 2012, 12:59:34 PM »

My wife tried backing her computer up earlier.

Unsurprisingly, it crashed................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1776 on: November 30, 2012, 01:05:33 PM »
 ;D ;D

she should have stopped when she heard the beep, beep, beep.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1777 on: November 30, 2012, 01:10:21 PM »

My wife tried backing her computer up earlier.

Unsurprisingly, it crashed................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1778 on: December 02, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »
I often sleep in my wife's knickers..........






They make a great hammock..................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1779 on: December 02, 2012, 12:32:21 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1780 on: December 02, 2012, 12:36:14 PM »
 Black people are black because they have higher concentrations of melanin............






Water melanin?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1781 on: December 02, 2012, 12:40:50 PM »
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
 
The golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee,' she said.
'Where,' he asked.
 'Between the first and second hole,' she replied.
 


He nodded knowingly and said, 'Your stance is too wide.'
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1782 on: December 02, 2012, 01:02:26 PM »
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
 
The golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee,' she said.
'Where,' he asked.
 'Between the first and second hole,' she replied.
 


He nodded knowingly and said, 'Your stance is too wide.'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1783 on: December 05, 2012, 08:37:33 PM »
Kate Middleton is pregnant. Now she will have to start eating for one.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1784 on: December 05, 2012, 08:51:07 PM »
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