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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1830 on: January 01, 2013, 03:14:17 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1831 on: January 01, 2013, 03:18:27 PM »
Ladies, check out this really cool trick that will make you very popular with the guys.

Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1832 on: January 02, 2013, 01:12:32 PM »
Why do they put artificial flavouring in lemon juice - and real lemon juice in washing up liquid....?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1833 on: January 04, 2013, 07:53:14 AM »
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1834 on: January 05, 2013, 09:25:09 AM »
I won the meat raffle in the pub. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1835 on: January 05, 2013, 11:16:25 AM »
I won the meat raffle in the pub. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1836 on: January 06, 2013, 08:41:21 AM »
I won the meat raffle in the pub. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1837 on: January 07, 2013, 07:40:58 PM »
Please let this be true

To commemorate her 79th  eeek:  birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1838 on: January 07, 2013, 07:47:33 PM »
Didn't she raise eyebrows by getting her jugs out in a film..... rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1839 on: January 07, 2013, 08:01:11 PM »
S.O.B or summat  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1840 on: January 07, 2013, 08:32:21 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1841 on: January 07, 2013, 08:57:03 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1842 on: January 07, 2013, 08:57:39 PM »
10 but the Sound of Music was much better.
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1843 on: January 09, 2013, 07:46:58 AM »
Jump in and I'll take you home I said to my dwarf neighbour who was sat at the bus stop today ......
Fuck off he replied! ...
Suit yourself then, I said as I straightened up my backpack and continued my walk....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1844 on: January 09, 2013, 08:00:30 AM »
Jump in and I'll take you home I said to my dwarf neighbour who was sat at the bus stop today ......
Fuck off he replied! ...
Suit yourself then, I said as I straightened up my backpack and continued my walk....

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