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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1875 on: January 17, 2013, 05:41:51 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1876 on: January 17, 2013, 06:45:29 AM »
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.    
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1877 on: January 17, 2013, 07:47:42 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 17, 2013, 06:45:29 AM
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1878 on: January 17, 2013, 09:35:14 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1879 on: January 17, 2013, 10:55:08 AM »
My new Wombles Pepper Mill is crap. Everything that comes out of it is either over-ground or under-ground.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1880 on: January 17, 2013, 10:58:09 AM »
< GROAN >  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1881 on: January 17, 2013, 11:35:12 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 17, 2013, 10:55:08 AM
My new Wombles Pepper Mill is crap. Everything that comes out of it is either over-ground or under-ground.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1882 on: January 17, 2013, 02:39:17 PM »
Just been to McDonalds - they asked me if I wanted anything on my burger, I said "yeah, a fiver each way"...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1883 on: January 17, 2013, 02:49:15 PM »
If you are worried about Tesco burgers.........


Try their asian meatballs..............there are the dogs bollocks............
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1884 on: January 17, 2013, 05:07:47 PM »

Storks bring people into the world,



Cranes take them out...........
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1885 on: January 17, 2013, 05:21:34 PM »
Vacany- central London ....

Crane operator required..

Must be able to work on a rotor..............
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1886 on: January 18, 2013, 12:05:17 AM »
For fuck sake please tell me someone has checked Tesco's cock-a-leeky soup !!!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1887 on: January 18, 2013, 06:13:49 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 12:05:17 AM
For fuck sake please tell me someone has checked Tesco's cock-a-leeky soup !!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1888 on: January 18, 2013, 08:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 12:05:17 AM
For fuck sake please tell me someone has checked Tesco's cock-a-leeky soup !!!!

I notice their bakery has a lot of 'Seeded Batch' left as well.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1889 on: January 18, 2013, 05:02:32 PM »
Helicopter crashes in Central London. Vauxhall Cross

Cross?  They were bloody furious!
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