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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1920 on: February 05, 2013, 01:44:12 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1921 on: February 05, 2013, 01:49:33 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

All the lezzers I've seen on Tube 8 seem fine to me  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1922 on: February 05, 2013, 01:52:14 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

All the lezzers I've seen on Tube 8 seem fine to me  rubschin:

So that's why you are up.......... rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1923 on: February 05, 2013, 01:56:50 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

All the lezzers I've seen on Tube 8 seem fine to me  rubschin:

So that's why you are up.......... rubschin:

I'm actually watching The Meteors - seems I'll never grow up  redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1924 on: February 05, 2013, 07:13:54 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1925 on: February 05, 2013, 07:14:18 AM »
Former BBC radio presenter David Oates has died suddenly at 50 years of age.
Clare Balding said, "He was a great football commentator, but I'm just thinking about his two young daughters."

What a dirty lezzer she is. ..... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1926 on: February 06, 2013, 09:25:01 AM »
My Missus decided to wear a burka for a week just to see what the public reaction was like.

The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the arse and received death threats.

Fuck knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1927 on: February 06, 2013, 09:26:56 AM »
My Missus decided to wear a burka for a week just to see what the public reaction was like.

The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the arse and received death threats.

Fuck knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1928 on: February 07, 2013, 10:06:20 PM »
She said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst wanking?"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1929 on: February 07, 2013, 10:08:29 PM »
She's leaving me because I'm a 'Nosey Bastard'!

According to her diary.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1930 on: February 07, 2013, 10:10:47 PM »
She's leaving me because I'm a 'Nosey Bastard'!

According to her diary.

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1931 on: February 07, 2013, 10:12:13 PM »
She said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst wanking?"

 lol: Possibly an AFFS on here or I have heard it elsewhere.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1932 on: February 07, 2013, 11:27:46 PM »
She said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst wanking?"

 lol: Possibly an AFFS on here or I have heard it elsewhere.

No or maybe ...........one of mine,,,,, redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1933 on: February 08, 2013, 06:15:08 AM »
I was getting dressed when the prostitute said to me, "You're the first man to give me an orgasm."

"That's OK love," I said to her. "No need to flatter me"

"No Sir, don't you remember me? Mandy Fletcher, year 8 Maths?"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1934 on: February 08, 2013, 06:38:21 AM »
30 years today since Shergar was last seen...Police now issue photofit of getaway vehicle!





(Thirty years!!!)
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