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[Darwins Selection]

Jimmy Tarbuck could be getting that Live From Her Majesty's gig back sooner than he thought...........

[Just One More]

    

[Baldy]

 

[apc2010]

Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much..........

[Barman]

Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much..........

[apc2010]

Ariel Castro should charge that nigger with breaking and entering........

[boogs]

Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much..........

 

[Barman]

Ariel Castro should charge that nigger with breaking and entering........

 

[beerhead]

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

 Somewhere, there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left

[The Moan Ranger]

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

 Somewhere, there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left

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[Just One More]

  

[Barman]

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

 Somewhere, there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left

[Darwins Selection]

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

 Somewhere, there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left

[Barman]

    “I’ve been waiting for you.” She whispered as she bent over pulling up her nighty. “Now get over here and stick it in my arse.”

    I hate suppository time at Grandma’s house.

[Barman]

    Stephen Hawking is boycotting a conference in Israel – even though his speech computer uses Israeli components.

    In a statement he told reporters “I’m gay and love sucking black cocks”.