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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2175 on: May 11, 2013, 08:23:19 PM »
A new coffee shop is opening for the under thirteens.

It is going to be called Tarbucks.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2176 on: May 11, 2013, 08:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 11, 2013, 08:23:19 PM
A new coffee shop is opening for the under thirteens.

It is going to be called Tarbucks.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2177 on: May 12, 2013, 04:16:52 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 11, 2013, 08:23:19 PM
A new coffee shop is opening for the under thirteens.

It is going to be called Tarbucks.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2178 on: May 14, 2013, 08:56:29 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2179 on: May 14, 2013, 08:58:26 AM »
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2180 on: May 14, 2013, 10:41:44 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2181 on: May 14, 2013, 08:02:50 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2182 on: May 14, 2013, 09:34:35 PM »
If you kill yourself, it's called suicide.
 If you kill someone else, it's called homicide.
 If you kill thousands, it's called genocide.
 If you kill the king, It's called regicide.
 If you kill your brother, it's called fratricide.

And if you have two Premier League teams, and neither have won the league for over 20 years, it's called....
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 MERSEYSIDE
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2183 on: May 15, 2013, 04:03:24 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on May 14, 2013, 09:34:35 PM
If you kill yourself, it's called suicide.
 If you kill someone else, it's called homicide.
 If you kill thousands, it's called genocide.
 If you kill the king, It's called regicide.
 If you kill your brother, it's called fratricide.

And if you have two Premier League teams, and neither have won the league for over 20 years, it's called....
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 MERSEYSIDE

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2184 on: May 15, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2013, 04:03:24 AM
Quote from: beerhead on May 14, 2013, 09:34:35 PM
If you kill yourself, it's called suicide.
 If you kill someone else, it's called homicide.
 If you kill thousands, it's called genocide.
 If you kill the king, It's called regicide.
 If you kill your brother, it's called fratricide.

And if you have two Premier League teams, and neither have won the league for over 20 years, it's called....
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 MERSEYSIDE

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AFFS    does no one read my posts....... sad24:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2185 on: May 15, 2013, 01:12:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 15, 2013, 09:38:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2013, 04:03:24 AM
Quote from: beerhead on May 14, 2013, 09:34:35 PM
If you kill yourself, it's called suicide.
 If you kill someone else, it's called homicide.
 If you kill thousands, it's called genocide.
 If you kill the king, It's called regicide.
 If you kill your brother, it's called fratricide.

And if you have two Premier League teams, and neither have won the league for over 20 years, it's called....
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 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 MERSEYSIDE

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS    does no one read my posts....... sad24:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2186 on: May 15, 2013, 01:35:35 PM »
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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2187 on: May 15, 2013, 08:43:49 PM »
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

 

A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

 

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"

 

The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2188 on: May 15, 2013, 09:39:17 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2189 on: May 15, 2013, 10:43:00 PM »
Lenny Henry says they're aren't enough black people on television. He's obviously never seen Crimewatch.

I'm very disappointed with Instagram. I thought it was an online cocaine delivery service.
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