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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2325 on: July 02, 2013, 12:22:14 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2326 on: July 04, 2013, 08:42:53 AM »
Serena Williams has announced that she's considering quitting tennis after her shock exit at Wimbledon.

Perhaps she could pursue her acting career further now, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2327 on: July 04, 2013, 08:50:46 AM »
Serena Williams has announced that she's considering quitting tennis after her shock exit at Wimbledon.

Perhaps she could pursue her acting career further now, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2328 on: July 04, 2013, 09:27:32 AM »
Serena Williams has announced that she's considering quitting tennis after her shock exit at Wimbledon.

Perhaps she could pursue her acting career further now, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2329 on: July 04, 2013, 09:39:09 AM »
Serena Williams has announced that she's considering quitting tennis after her shock exit at Wimbledon.

Perhaps she could pursue her acting career further now, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2330 on: July 04, 2013, 10:02:41 AM »
Serena Williams has announced that she's considering quitting tennis after her shock exit at Wimbledon.

Perhaps she could pursue her acting career further now, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2331 on: July 06, 2013, 05:56:14 PM »
Before I was old enough to start school, I'd always thought "Thesauras" was what I would get after Choir practice at church........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2332 on: July 06, 2013, 08:00:04 PM »
Paddy goes into Wetherspoons & asks, "How much is your lager?"
The barman says,
"£2 for a pint & £7 for a Pitcher."
Paddy replied,
"I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2333 on: July 06, 2013, 08:03:24 PM »
Paddy goes into Wetherspoons & asks, "How much is your lager?"
The barman says,
"£2 for a pint & £7 for a Pitcher."
Paddy replied,
"I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2334 on: July 06, 2013, 08:27:29 PM »
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking:

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"





Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2335 on: July 06, 2013, 08:29:20 PM »
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irvine . All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
 

 
My vagina is now the size of a 50 pence piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a £250,000 Ferrari,
You get £2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 luxury holidays a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 pence?"
 
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2336 on: July 06, 2013, 08:32:12 PM »
Paddy goes into Wetherspoons & asks, "How much is your lager?"
The barman says,
"£2 for a pint & £7 for a Pitcher."
Paddy replied,
"I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2337 on: July 06, 2013, 08:32:45 PM »
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking:

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"





Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
 
 
 

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2338 on: July 06, 2013, 08:33:14 PM »
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irvine . All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
 

 
My vagina is now the size of a 50 pence piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a £250,000 Ferrari,
You get £2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 luxury holidays a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 pence?"
 
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2339 on: July 06, 2013, 08:37:27 PM »




 

YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY TRUE STORY, BY THE WAY

65 Years Ago.


This is PRICELESS ..............


A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since

she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s,

she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and

dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black

car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door and

said,

"Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your

entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.

(Here it is:)

 
 
 

 


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