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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2490 on: August 07, 2013, 11:19:59 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 10:52:45 AM
I work at 'The Ministry of Silly Walks'.

But when I'm there, I have to call it the 'Spinal Injuries Unit'.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2491 on: August 08, 2013, 09:06:38 AM »
Breaking news:



France surrenders to Bongo-BongoLand!
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2492 on: August 08, 2013, 09:13:59 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 08, 2013, 09:06:38 AM
Breaking news:



France surrenders to Bongo-BongoLand!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2493 on: August 09, 2013, 10:41:04 PM »
101 George Carlin quotes

Some must be Affs, some are duds and 101 are too many but imho a fair few gems

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

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Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

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So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2494 on: August 10, 2013, 06:41:28 AM »
You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2495 on: August 10, 2013, 06:42:17 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 10, 2013, 06:41:28 AM
You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top...

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« Reply #2496 on: August 10, 2013, 06:56:32 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 10, 2013, 06:41:28 AM
You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2497 on: August 10, 2013, 08:48:34 AM »
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« Reply #2498 on: August 13, 2013, 06:10:38 AM »
My son came home from School today and asked me what the difference between Protestants and Catholics is."Well son," I replied, "Protestants believe that the Bible alone is the source of God's word and that no man on earth may add to God's teachings, whereas Catholics on the other hand believe that it's OK to fuck young boys up the arse."
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« Reply #2499 on: August 13, 2013, 07:07:16 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 13, 2013, 06:10:38 AM
My son came home from School today and asked me what the difference between Protestants and Catholics is."Well son," I replied, "Protestants believe that the Bible alone is the source of God's word and that no man on earth may add to God's teachings, whereas Catholics on the other hand believe that it's OK to fuck young boys up the arse."

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« Reply #2500 on: August 13, 2013, 07:20:06 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 13, 2013, 06:10:38 AM
My son came home from School today and asked me what the difference between Protestants and Catholics is."Well son," I replied, "Protestants believe that the Bible alone is the source of God's word and that no man on earth may add to God's teachings, whereas Catholics on the other hand believe that it's OK to fuck young boys up the arse."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2501 on: August 13, 2013, 08:07:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2013, 07:20:06 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 13, 2013, 06:10:38 AM
My son came home from School today and asked me what the difference between Protestants and Catholics is."Well son," I replied, "Protestants believe that the Bible alone is the source of God's word and that no man on earth may add to God's teachings, whereas Catholics on the other hand believe that it's OK to fuck young boys up the arse."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2502 on: August 13, 2013, 12:40:31 PM »

Star Wars creator George Lucas has become a father at 69.

I didn't think you could get a woman pregnant that way.......... rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2503 on: August 13, 2013, 12:46:56 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 13, 2013, 12:40:31 PM

Star Wars creator George Lucas has become a father at 69.

I didn't think you could get a woman pregnant that way.......... rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2504 on: August 13, 2013, 12:48:49 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 13, 2013, 12:40:31 PM

Star Wars creator George Lucas has become a father at 69.

I didn't think you could get a woman pregnant that way.......... rubschin:

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