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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2610 on: September 22, 2013, 07:16:55 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 22, 2013, 07:02:34 AM
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."




(Free ear worm  :thumbsup:)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2611 on: September 22, 2013, 08:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 22, 2013, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 22, 2013, 07:02:34 AM
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."




(Free ear worm  :thumbsup:)

 lol: (I can think of worse earworms to have)
lol: lol:   
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2612 on: September 22, 2013, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 22, 2013, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 22, 2013, 07:02:34 AM
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."




(Free ear worm  :thumbsup:)

 lol: (I can think of worse earworms to have)

 happy001 me too but it is stuck now ...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2613 on: September 22, 2013, 11:39:32 PM »

Elton John claims he can "spot a car crash before it happens," referring to Miley Cyrus........

 

If that's the case, why didn't he fucking do that with Diana?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2614 on: September 22, 2013, 11:40:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2013, 11:39:32 PM

Elton John claims he can "spot a car crash before it happens," referring to Miley Cyrus........

 

If that's the case, why didn't he fucking do that with Diana?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2615 on: September 22, 2013, 11:42:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2013, 11:39:32 PM

Elton John claims he can "spot a car crash before it happens," referring to Miley Cyrus........

 

If that's the case, why didn't he fucking do that with Diana?

 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2616 on: September 23, 2013, 05:09:57 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2013, 11:39:32 PM

Elton John claims he can "spot a car crash before it happens," referring to Miley Cyrus........

 

If that's the case, why didn't he fucking do that with Diana?

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2617 on: September 23, 2013, 09:29:36 AM »

Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2013, 05:09:57 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2013, 11:39:32 PM

Elton John claims he can "spot a car crash before it happens," referring to Miley Cyrus........

 

If that's the case, why didn't he fucking do that with Diana?

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Offline boogs

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2618 on: September 23, 2013, 09:50:11 AM »

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at Edinburgh University was giving a lecture on


'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten
up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,

 

'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2619 on: September 23, 2013, 10:00:31 AM »
Quote from: boogs on September 23, 2013, 09:50:11 AM

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at Edinburgh University was giving a lecture on


'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten
up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,

 

'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2620 on: September 23, 2013, 10:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 23, 2013, 10:00:31 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 23, 2013, 09:50:11 AM

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at Edinburgh University was giving a lecture on


'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten
up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,

 

'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

(a clever adaptation of the golfers wives joke )
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2621 on: September 23, 2013, 02:16:40 PM »
My life in a nutshell  noooo:



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2622 on: September 23, 2013, 02:39:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2623 on: September 23, 2013, 04:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 23, 2013, 02:16:40 PM
My life in a nutshell  noooo:




Know the feeling....    lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2624 on: September 23, 2013, 05:37:24 PM »
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