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[Barman]

^^^ wot they said ^^^

[The Moan Ranger]

I got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car.

[Barman]

I got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car.

 

[Baldy]

I got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car.

 

[apc2010]

Former Scotland boss Berti Vogts has revealed he asked a 16 year old Wayne Rooney if he would play for Scotland as he had a Scottish Grandmother.





But he picked England because he'd had 14 English Grannies.......

[Barman]

Former Scotland boss Berti Vogts has revealed he asked a 16 year old Wayne Rooney if he would play for Scotland as he had a Scottish Grandmother.





But he picked England because he'd had 14 English Grannies.......

 

[The Moan Ranger]

The sound of my wife gasping for breath in her hospital bed still haunts me to this day.

Maybe I should change my ringtone.

[The Moan Ranger]

My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.

She's just had the letter about her 8% gas increase.

[Barman]

My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.

She's just had the letter about her 8% gas increase.

The sound of my wife gasping for breath in her hospital bed still haunts me to this day.

Maybe I should change my ringtone.

[Baldy]

My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.

She's just had the letter about her 8% gas increase.

The sound of my wife gasping for breath in her hospital bed still haunts me to this day.

Maybe I should change my ringtone.

 

[Baldy]

On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy.  You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me...  I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

[Barman]

On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy.  You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me...  I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

 

[Steve]

On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy.  You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me...  I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

 

The sound of my wife gasping for breath in her hospital bed still haunts me to this day.

Maybe I should change my ringtone.

[apc2010]

This week nine missing episodes of 1960s Doctor Who have been found at a TV station in Nigeria....




The TV station found them 6 years ago but no one replied to their emails......

[Barman]

This week nine missing episodes of 1960s Doctor Who have been found at a TV station in Nigeria....




The TV station found them 6 years ago but no one replied to their emails......