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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2745 on: November 04, 2013, 05:25:24 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 04, 2013, 04:52:30 PM
I've just bought the British Gas advent calendar.

Every time I open a door a granny dies of hypothermia.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2746 on: November 04, 2013, 08:21:21 PM »
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?.............






"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies.".....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2747 on: November 04, 2013, 08:27:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?.............






"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies.".....

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2748 on: November 04, 2013, 09:31:05 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?.............






"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies.".....

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2749 on: November 05, 2013, 12:07:03 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 04, 2013, 09:31:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?.............






"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies.".....

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2750 on: November 05, 2013, 06:13:57 AM »
i thought it might have been an AFFS so I did a search for 'lesbian fantasies'.... Drool:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2751 on: November 05, 2013, 07:58:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 06:13:57 AM
i thought it might have been an AFFS so I did a search for 'lesbian fantasies'.... Drool:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2752 on: November 05, 2013, 06:35:44 PM »
Following India announcing it intends to send a rocket to Mars, NASA said it feared for the safety of the 500 astronauts who will be sitting on the roof of the craft during take-off.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2753 on: November 05, 2013, 07:01:46 PM »
I think it should be compulsory for women to wear makeup when driving....


Just so they'll look in the fucking mirror occasionally......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2754 on: November 05, 2013, 07:36:13 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2755 on: November 05, 2013, 07:44:32 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 05, 2013, 06:35:44 PM
Following India announcing it intends to send a rocket to Mars, NASA said it feared for the safety of the 500 astronauts who will be sitting on the roof of the craft during take-off.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2756 on: November 05, 2013, 07:44:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 07:01:46 PM
I think it should be compulsory for women to wear makeup when driving....


Just so they'll look in the fucking mirror occasionally......

(apologies to LL).... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2757 on: November 05, 2013, 08:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2013, 08:27:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?.............






"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies.".....

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2758 on: November 05, 2013, 08:45:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 07:01:46 PM
I think it should be compulsory for women to wear makeup when driving....


Just so they'll look in the fucking mirror occasionally......

(apologies to LL).... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2759 on: November 05, 2013, 08:46:10 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 05, 2013, 06:35:44 PM
Following India announcing it intends to send a rocket to Mars, NASA said it feared for the safety of the 500 astronauts who will be sitting on the roof of the craft during take-off.

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