If a dentist makes his money from people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Someone pressing the button at a pelican crossing when you've clearly just pressed it
Getting extremely tense staring at the toaster waiting for it to pop and having an absolute heart attack when it does.
Being unable to properly concentrate on the conversation while there's still one roast potato left.
Appearing anxious upon spotting a police car while driving, despite the fact you are doing nothing wrong.
Straining not to thank the waiter for every small item he clears, so you can deliver one big thanks at the end
Always feeling quite chuffed to be able to show the inspector your train ticket, despite never travelling without one
Accidentally touching a fellow commuter's hand and recoiling as if you've just been bitten by an adder
Waiting for permission to leave after paying for something with the exact change.
Realising you've entered the wrong shop and having to pretend to look around for a bit.
Running out of words for thank you after following someone through a series of doors.
Guilty of all these
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