Fresh from the Inbox

[Nick]

The grave disappointment amongst the crowd when it's clear that the Catherine Wheel isn't going to spin.

[Steve]

The grave disappointment amongst the crowd when it's clear that the Catherine Wheel isn't going to spin.

 

[Nick]

Watching with quiet sorrow as you receive a different haircut to the one you requested

[Miss Adventure]

Saying hello to a friend in the supermarket, then creeping around like a burglar to avoid seeing them again

   

 

And all the above from Nick 

Or: Creeping around the supermarket to avoid all the people that you've fallen out with in the first place

[Barman]

The grave disappointment amongst the crowd when it's clear that the Catherine Wheel isn't going to spin.

 

[Nick]

Asking a stranger for directions and they tell you turn left even though you KNOW that you turn right, but turning left anyway and walking in the wrong direction until they are out of sight.

[Steve]

Saying hello to someone you haven't seen for a long time and then realising they just looked like them

Not saying hello in Tescos to someone you haven't met in a long time and realising they recognised you

Talking to someone you've met again in Tescos and pretending you're not looking in their trolley to see what they buy

[The Moan Ranger]

Telling the person on the other end of the telephone that you have a pen, regardless of your complete lack of pen.

 

[Barman]

Telling the person on the other end of the telephone that you have a pen, regardless of your complete lack of pen.

 

 

[Just One More]

Jimmy Carr best comeback

[Barman]

Jimmy Carr best comeback

[Baldy]

Jimmy Carr best comeback

 

[Just One More]

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos

 

[apc2010]

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos

 

 

[Baldy]

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos