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[Barman]

A 15-year-old boy shot dead on a farm in Cumbria was 'popular', his school has said...........







Obviously not that popular.......................

 

[Steve]

What's 10 inches long, hard as steel and can keep a woman loyal to you for years?




A deadlock bolt on a basement door in London apparently............

 

[Steve]

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts & wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

[Just One More]

A bloke walks into the toilets an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?".
Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's trousers, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his prick, which he is horrified to discover is all green and mouldy.
Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's mouldy prick as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his trousers.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your prick?"


Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

[Barman]

A bloke walks into the toilets an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?".
Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's trousers, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his prick, which he is horrified to discover is all green and mouldy.
Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's mouldy prick as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his trousers.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your prick?"


Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

 

[apc2010]

Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries.....




However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results........

[Steve]

Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries.....




However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results........

[Barman]

Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries.....




However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results........

 

[Just One More]

I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box. I don’t know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived !

[apc2010]

I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box. I don’t know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived !

 

[Just One More]

My gilfriend was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once. She's still not home yet either......

[apc2010]

My gilfriend was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once. She's still not home yet either......

 

[Baldy]

I surprised my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box. I don’t know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where she lived !

 

[Baldy]

My gilfriend was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once. She's still not home yet either......

 

[Barman]

My gilfriend was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once. She's still not home yet either......