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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2970 on: January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM »
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2971 on: January 09, 2014, 09:15:29 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2972 on: January 09, 2014, 11:12:39 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2014, 07:15:52 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 06:38:03 AM
Mind you, it's looking a bit ominous for the rest of the world. Last time the Germans were in the news this much was 1939.   scared2:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2973 on: January 09, 2014, 11:21:59 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2974 on: January 09, 2014, 01:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2014, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2975 on: January 09, 2014, 01:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2014, 01:13:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2014, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.

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I know what you mean ....Mandela father of a nation... still fucked off for 20 odd years........ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2976 on: January 09, 2014, 01:47:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2014, 01:20:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2014, 01:13:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2014, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I heard a black guy's mother saying on the news that the Metropolitan Police had made 6 children fatherless.

Let's be honest, love. They just made it official.

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I know what you mean ....Mandela father of a nation... still fucked off for 20 odd years........ noooo:
. . . and not a penny in maintenance.  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2977 on: January 09, 2014, 04:18:55 PM »
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2978 on: January 09, 2014, 04:26:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 04:18:55 PM
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2979 on: January 09, 2014, 06:29:41 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 09, 2014, 04:18:55 PM
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2980 on: January 11, 2014, 10:59:48 PM »
Jock takes his wife to casualty. Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing. The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'? Jock replies, 'going through the change.' The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and Jock replied, 'It does when it's in my fucking coat pocket!'



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2981 on: January 11, 2014, 11:00:14 PM »
Just wrote my suicide note out and posted it on Facebook.

It got 162 fucking likes.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2982 on: January 11, 2014, 11:50:44 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 11, 2014, 10:59:48 PM
Jock takes his wife to casualty. Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing. The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'? Jock replies, 'going through the change.' The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and Jock replied, 'It does when it's in my fucking coat pocket!'


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Quote from: Just One More on January 11, 2014, 11:00:14 PM
Just wrote my suicide note out and posted it on Facebook.

It got 162 fucking likes.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2983 on: January 12, 2014, 01:52:48 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 11, 2014, 10:59:48 PM
Jock takes his wife to casualty. Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing. The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'? Jock replies, 'going through the change.' The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and Jock replied, 'It does when it's in my fucking coat pocket!'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #2984 on: January 12, 2014, 05:31:47 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 11, 2014, 10:59:48 PM
Jock takes his wife to casualty. Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing. The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'? Jock replies, 'going through the change.' The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and Jock replied, 'It does when it's in my fucking coat pocket!'

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