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[Barman]

Just wrote my suicide note out and posted it on Facebook.

It got 162 fucking likes.

163 now.... 

[apc2010]

My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.....

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."........

[Steve]

My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.....

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."........

[Barman]

My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.....

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."........

 

[Baldy]

My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.....

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."........

 

[Just One More]

 

[Steve]

(Search engine says not an Affs)

Travel

Hello to all,

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
   
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in.  It is an age thing.  They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
 

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

(Search engine says not an Affs)

Travel

Hello to all,

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
   
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in.  It is an age thing.  They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
 

 

[Baldy]

(Search engine says not an Affs)

Travel

Hello to all,

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
   
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in.  It is an age thing.  They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

(Search engine says not an Affs)

Travel

Hello to all,

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
   
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in.  It is an age thing.  They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
 

 

 

[Just One More]

I sat next to a tramp on a park bench today, "It was only last week that I had it all", he said "A chef to cook my food, cleaners to do my cleaning and wash my clothes and a nice warm roof over my head".

"What happened?" I replied "Drugs? Gambling? A woman?"



"No, I was let out of prison."

[Barman]

I sat next to a tramp on a park bench today, "It was only last week that I had it all", he said "A chef to cook my food, cleaners to do my cleaning and wash my clothes and a nice warm roof over my head".

"What happened?" I replied "Drugs? Gambling? A woman?"



"No, I was let out of prison."

 

[Steve]

I sat next to a tramp on a park bench today, "It was only last week that I had it all", he said "A chef to cook my food, cleaners to do my cleaning and wash my clothes and a nice warm roof over my head".

"What happened?" I replied "Drugs? Gambling? A woman?"



"No, I was let out of prison."

 

[Baldy]

I sat next to a tramp on a park bench today, "It was only last week that I had it all", he said "A chef to cook my food, cleaners to do my cleaning and wash my clothes and a nice warm roof over my head".

"What happened?" I replied "Drugs? Gambling? A woman?"



"No, I was let out of prison."