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[apc2010]

Tenants super..........


The choice of the homeless.........

[Barman]

Tenants super..........


The choice of the homeless.........

 

[Baldy]

Tenants super..........


The choice of the homeless.........

 

[boogs]

My ex MIL drank that stuff by the gallon 

[Darwins Selection]

My ex MIL drank that stuff by the gallon 

Never go over the shock of her poor wee boy getting merrit tae Boogs? 

[Baldy]

My ex MIL drank that stuff by the gallon 

Never go over the shock of her poor wee boy getting merrit tae Boogs? 

 

[Just One More]

Got the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday, thought I would spoil her

The feckin Hoover works a treat now

[Just One More]

Some bastard's just pinched a pair of the wife's knickers off the washing line. She said she's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 22 pegs back!

[Just One More]

What happened there 

[Just One More]

You know you're getting old when you're watching the Babe station on TV and theres this gorgeous bit of stuff wearing a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively and her tiny skirt rides up to expose her pert little arse and a little strip of black material barely covering her crack, and all you can think is:

"We used to have a hoover like that one"

[Just One More]

I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess, smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.

"You are a mess and I'm disgusted with you," I said.

"I'm still the woman you love and married," she said, "sometimes we do let ourselves go a bit."

"We're on our fucking honeymoon," I replied.

[Steve]

Some bastard's just pinched a pair of the wife's knickers off the washing line. She said she's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants the 22 pegs back!

[Steve]

I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess, smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.

"You are a mess and I'm disgusted with you," I said.

"I'm still the woman you love and married," she said, "sometimes we do let ourselves go a bit."

"We're on our fucking honeymoon," I replied.

[Steve]

You know you're getting old when you're watching the Babe station on TV and theres this gorgeous bit of stuff wearing a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively and her tiny skirt rides up to expose her pert little arse and a little strip of black material barely covering her crack, and all you can think is:

"We used to have a hoover like that one"

[Steve]

Got the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday, thought I would spoil her

The feckin Hoover works a treat now