Fresh from the Inbox

[Baldy]

I hit reply as I normally do, copied the text into the correct box, when I hit "post", it wouldn't let me post, said there was nothing in the subject box (it should have said, "Re: Fresh from the Inbox), soI typed in "Fresh from the Inbox" and it allowed the post to go, but created a different thread for it

Not one for gay Colin or whoever to worry about

Sounding more and more like a PICNIC error to me..... 

We don't have Colin any more.... we have Liroy....

I have to say, I'm still very impressed with them.... 

I took on another web site and transferred it to Gray with no issues at all....

...then I tried to cancel the services at the old host 123-reg.... it is impossible! The services are all set to auto-renew and you can't change it.... you can't change the payment method without adding another....

I raised a support ticket requesting that they cancel all services immediately, they replied that I had to telephone 'Customer Services' on their 0845 number...

I said I'm not calling you from Cyprus, just cancel the blasted thing, the web site is no longer there and the domain name has moved.... I am clearly not using or requiring any of your services.... 

I posted all this here by the way as it is a complete joke....

Should this boring shite not be in the compewter room thread thingy like? 

No, cos it is an joke.... 

Should I laff then? 

[Barman]

I hit reply as I normally do, copied the text into the correct box, when I hit "post", it wouldn't let me post, said there was nothing in the subject box (it should have said, "Re: Fresh from the Inbox), soI typed in "Fresh from the Inbox" and it allowed the post to go, but created a different thread for it

Not one for gay Colin or whoever to worry about

Sounding more and more like a PICNIC error to me..... 

We don't have Colin any more.... we have Liroy....

I have to say, I'm still very impressed with them.... 

I took on another web site and transferred it to Gray with no issues at all....

...then I tried to cancel the services at the old host 123-reg.... it is impossible! The services are all set to auto-renew and you can't change it.... you can't change the payment method without adding another....

I raised a support ticket requesting that they cancel all services immediately, they replied that I had to telephone 'Customer Services' on their 0845 number...

I said I'm not calling you from Cyprus, just cancel the blasted thing, the web site is no longer there and the domain name has moved.... I am clearly not using or requiring any of your services.... 

I posted all this here by the way as it is a complete joke....

Should this boring shite not be in the compewter room thread thingy like? 

No, cos it is an joke.... 

Should I laff then? 

Yes! 

Start now.... I'll tell you when to stop like.... 

[Baldy]

I hit reply as I normally do, copied the text into the correct box, when I hit "post", it wouldn't let me post, said there was nothing in the subject box (it should have said, "Re: Fresh from the Inbox), soI typed in "Fresh from the Inbox" and it allowed the post to go, but created a different thread for it

Not one for gay Colin or whoever to worry about

Sounding more and more like a PICNIC error to me..... 

We don't have Colin any more.... we have Liroy....

I have to say, I'm still very impressed with them.... 

I took on another web site and transferred it to Gray with no issues at all....

...then I tried to cancel the services at the old host 123-reg.... it is impossible! The services are all set to auto-renew and you can't change it.... you can't change the payment method without adding another....

I raised a support ticket requesting that they cancel all services immediately, they replied that I had to telephone 'Customer Services' on their 0845 number...

I said I'm not calling you from Cyprus, just cancel the blasted thing, the web site is no longer there and the domain name has moved.... I am clearly not using or requiring any of your services.... 

I posted all this here by the way as it is a complete joke....

Should this boring shite not be in the compewter room thread thingy like? 

No, cos it is an joke.... 

Should I laff then? 

Yes! 

Start now.... I'll tell you when to stop like.... 

I will try. 

[Steve]

The PICNIC bit was funny


Rest was a bit like readers moans in Computer Weekly

[Baldy]

The PICNIC bit was funny


Rest was a bit like readers moans in Computer Weekly

  BM has that in his secret file for when LL is away. 

[Baldy]

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers

when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught
stealing something, they say that they've been caught 'red-handed', even
though their hands are actually black."

[Barman]

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers

when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught
stealing something, they say that they've been caught 'red-handed', even
though their hands are actually black."

[boogs]

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers

when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught
stealing something, they say that they've been caught 'red-handed', even
though their hands are actually black."

   

[Darwins Selection]

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers

when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught
stealing something, they say that they've been caught 'red-handed', even
though their hands are actually black."

   

[Barman]

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers

when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught
stealing something, they say that they've been caught 'red-handed', even
though their hands are actually black."

   

Cool Hand Luke would have liked that one! 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked,
'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?

'The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

THIS GUY SAYS HE DESERVES GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE ....





BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB ...



NO SHIT SHERLOCK .............

[Just One More]

^^^ Mobile clothes rail in Burtons, you could hang your shirts etc on him while checking out other stuff 

[boogs]

THIS GUY SAYS HE DESERVES GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE ....





BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB ...



NO SHIT SHERLOCK .............

I suppose Circus freakshows are out of fashion now     

[Barman]

^^^ Mobile clothes rail in Burtons, you could hang your shirts etc on him while checking out other stuff