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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3135 on: March 28, 2014, 06:24:27 AM »
The home phone rings and the wife answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. “I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair.”

The woman replies. “Yes, I have. He's watching TV... whom shall I say is calling?”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3136 on: March 28, 2014, 06:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 06:24:27 AM
The home phone rings and the Misty answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. “I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair.”

The woman replies. “Yes, I have. Apey's watching TV... whom shall I say is calling?”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3137 on: March 28, 2014, 07:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2014, 06:48:29 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 06:24:27 AM
The home phone rings and the Misty answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. “I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair.”

The woman replies. “Yes, I have. Apey's watching TV... whom shall I say is calling?”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3138 on: March 28, 2014, 08:28:36 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3139 on: March 28, 2014, 08:50:16 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3140 on: March 28, 2014, 08:59:52 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 07:05:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2014, 06:48:29 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 06:24:27 AM
The home phone rings and the Misty answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. “I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair.”

The woman replies. “Yes, I have. Apey's watching TV... whom shall I say is calling?”

 whistle:

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I have hair,,,, cussing:     rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3141 on: March 28, 2014, 09:10:23 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3142 on: March 28, 2014, 01:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 07:05:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2014, 06:48:29 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 06:24:27 AM
The home phone rings and the Misty answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says. “I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair.”

The woman replies. “Yes, I have. Apey's watching TV... whom shall I say is calling?”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3143 on: March 28, 2014, 01:09:55 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3144 on: March 29, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3145 on: March 29, 2014, 08:58:13 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3146 on: March 29, 2014, 08:59:19 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 29, 2014, 08:56:22 PM
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3147 on: March 29, 2014, 09:02:46 PM »
"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink" I said to a bloke at the bar.

"Really?" he replied, "so what can you tell about me?"

"You're a cunt" I said.

"What makes you say that?" he asked.

I said, "that's my beer you're drinking."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3148 on: March 29, 2014, 09:05:30 PM »
Apey  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3149 on: March 29, 2014, 09:15:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2014, 08:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 29, 2014, 08:56:22 PM
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.


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