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[Steve]

"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink" I said to a bloke at the bar.

"Really?" he replied, "so what can you tell about me?"

"You're a cunt" I said.

"What makes you say that?" he asked.

I said, "that's my beer you're drinking."

[apc2010]

Apey 

 

[Baldy]

The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

 

[Baldy]

"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink" I said to a bloke at the bar.

"Really?" he replied, "so what can you tell about me?"

"You're a cunt" I said.

"What makes you say that?" he asked.

I said, "that's my beer you're drinking."

 

[Barman]

The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

 

[Nick]

[apc2010]

 

[Baldy]

 

[Steve]

 

So on that advice did the sad little jerk send her a drawing of it instead, or a 3D print?

[Just One More]

So, Princess Ann supports the gassing of badgers. We should all remember the last time some German loons were let loose with gas 

[Barman]

So, Princess Ann supports the gassing of badgers. We should all remember the last time some German loons were let loose with gas 

[apc2010]

So, Princess Ann supports the gassing of badgers. We should all remember the last time some German loons were let loose with gas 

 

[Baldy]

So, Princess Ann supports the gassing of badgers. We should all remember the last time some German loons were let loose with gas 

 

[apc2010]

The Duke of Cambridge is causing controversy in Wellington over the choice of an unsafe baby car seat..............




To be fair his mother didn't even know how to put on a seatbelt...........

[Barman]

The Duke of Cambridge is causing controversy in Wellington over the choice of an unsafe baby car seat..............




To be fair his mother didn't even know how to put on a seatbelt...........