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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3225 on: May 24, 2014, 08:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 04:01:35 PM
I said to my son, "Where you going?"
He said, "I'm off to meet a girl."
I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know."
He said, "What?"
I said, "You know."
He said, "Do you mean a condom?"

I said, "No, a fucking hat you ginger c**t."  whistle:  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3226 on: May 24, 2014, 08:32:59 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 04:01:57 PM
Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?

A: Grey Hair  whistle:  whistle:  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3227 on: May 24, 2014, 08:54:08 PM »
My Liverpudlian mate's just started working at the local abattoir, stunning the animals.

They've never seen a Scouser with a job.




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3228 on: May 24, 2014, 08:54:26 PM »
To the person who nicked my trainers when I was on the bouncy castle just now... fucking grow up
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3229 on: May 24, 2014, 08:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 08:54:26 PM
To the person who nicked my trainers when I was on the bouncy castle just now... fucking grow up

 happy001   redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3230 on: May 24, 2014, 08:56:38 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 08:54:08 PM
My Liverpudlian mate's just started working at the local abattoir, stunning the animals.

They've never seen a Scouser with a job.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3231 on: May 24, 2014, 08:57:45 PM »
A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wive's birthday, the rich man says "I got my wife a brand new BMW and a diamond ring, that way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in her BMW & still be happy".
The Poor man says "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3232 on: May 24, 2014, 09:11:04 PM »
Quote from: boogs on May 24, 2014, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 08:54:26 PM
To the person who nicked my trainers when I was on the bouncy castle just now... fucking grow up

 happy001   redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3233 on: May 25, 2014, 05:29:04 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 08:54:08 PM
My Liverpudlian mate's just started working at the local abattoir, stunning the animals.

They've never seen a Scouser with a job.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3234 on: May 25, 2014, 08:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 24, 2014, 08:54:08 PM
My Liverpudlian mate's just started working at the local abattoir, stunning the animals.

They've never seen a Scouser with a job.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3235 on: May 25, 2014, 02:05:59 PM »
A conservative spokesman was asked what he thought of UKIPs success in the local elections.

"Fecking UKIP, " He said, " coming round here, stealing our jobs.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3236 on: May 25, 2014, 02:07:21 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on May 25, 2014, 02:05:59 PM
A conservative spokesman was asked what he thought of UKIPs success in the local elections.

"Fecking UKIP, " He said, " coming round here, stealing our jobs.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3237 on: May 25, 2014, 03:05:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 25, 2014, 02:07:21 PM
Quote from: beerhead on May 25, 2014, 02:05:59 PM
A conservative spokesman was asked what he thought of UKIPs success in the local elections.

"Fecking UKIP, " He said, " coming round here, stealing our jobs.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3238 on: May 25, 2014, 05:56:22 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on May 25, 2014, 02:05:59 PM
A conservative spokesman was asked what he thought of UKIPs success in the local elections.

"Fecking UKIP, " He said, " coming round here, stealing our jobs.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3239 on: May 25, 2014, 08:03:47 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on May 25, 2014, 02:05:59 PM
A conservative spokesman was asked what he thought of UKIPs success in the local elections.

"Fecking UKIP, " He said, " coming round here, stealing our jobs.

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