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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3345 on: July 28, 2014, 07:11:09 AM »
My wife was putting sun cream on.
"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."
"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"

And that was all the invitation I needed...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3346 on: July 28, 2014, 07:17:24 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3347 on: July 28, 2014, 07:43:34 AM »
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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3348 on: July 28, 2014, 08:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2014, 07:43:34 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 28, 2014, 07:10:25 AM
50 Shades

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19 gets my vote!  Thumbs:
happy001 happy001

#12 appeals too



FWIW you can still get the whole Fifty Sheds ebook for 20p off Amazon.  That'll add a whole 1p to the VP funds too
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3349 on: July 28, 2014, 11:37:03 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3350 on: July 28, 2014, 12:19:32 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3351 on: August 01, 2014, 10:25:03 AM »
The battery in my wife’s dildo ran out last night so we had to do it the old fashioned way....

I’ve been picking bits of cucumber out of my arse all morning.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3352 on: August 01, 2014, 10:32:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2014, 10:25:03 AM
The battery in my wife’s dildo ran out last night so we had to do it the old fashioned way....

I’ve been picking bits of cucumber out of my arse all morning.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3353 on: August 04, 2014, 12:32:49 PM »
I didn't watch the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. If I want to see people standing around in tracksuits looking bored, I go to Aldi.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3354 on: August 04, 2014, 12:33:30 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on August 04, 2014, 12:32:49 PM
I didn't watch the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. If I want to see people standing around in tracksuits looking bored, I go to Aldi.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3355 on: August 04, 2014, 12:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2014, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: beerhead on August 04, 2014, 12:32:49 PM
I didn't watch the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. If I want to see people standing around in tracksuits looking bored, I go to Aldi.

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3356 on: August 04, 2014, 01:58:31 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2014, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2014, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: beerhead on August 04, 2014, 12:32:49 PM
I didn't watch the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. If I want to see people standing around in tracksuits looking bored, I go to Aldi.

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3357 on: August 04, 2014, 04:26:24 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on August 04, 2014, 12:32:49 PM
I didn't watch the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. If I want to see people standing around in tracksuits looking bored, I go to Aldi.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3358 on: August 14, 2014, 11:03:03 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3359 on: August 14, 2014, 11:57:40 AM »
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